Something bo liao to share by the PR (Permanent Resident of GV), Sylvan

Hey ppl, here is some bo liaoz stuff i think for GV. Wanna Share with ya LOL

Natural Republic of Green Volunteerica

President: Mr Alfred Tan

Prime Minister: Mr Tan, Julian

Deputy Prime Minister
Miss Syafiqah
Mr Rui Xiang (Forget his surname)
Miss Sally Ng (also name as Ah Long)

National Secretary: Miss Emily Lim

Ministry of Defence:
Mr Thomas Chan (dun see him old, very experience one, Old bird liaoz, got go NS before. Fit and steady. He can fight war himself. lol)

Ministry of Finance:
Miss Shikin (Head)
Miss Sally Ng (Vice-Head) (why her? coz she is call ah long ma)

Ministry of Loan Shark
Miss Sally Ng (Head)
(Better dun play play wif her, her parang is alwayz wif her)
Members Still Finding (Muz be strong and Fit)

Ministry of Laughter:
Miss Lannita (Head)(Why? She laugh very special one, U muz hear)
Miss Felicia (Vice-head) (Why? She realli need an oxygen tank when she laugh lol)
Mr Tang Ming Xue (Promoter for Laughing is Good for Health) (He can Promote coz he can laugh louder than a Thunder)

Ministry of Smile
Miss Syafiqah (Head) (Her trademark, smile with sparkling white teeth)
Miss Shereen (Vice Head) (Her Smile is also very beautiful lol)

Ministry of Game
Mr Lai Kum Fai (Head) (damn good in game)
Mr Sze Jian Liang Sylvan (Vice-head) (Full time Gamer but alwayz lose)
Mr Tang Ming Xue (Member) (Cant be a Head or Vice-head coz he make too much noise)

Ministry of Lamer cum Siao Gi Na (Crazy Kids)
Mr Tang Ming Xue
Mr Sze Jian Liang Sylvan
Mr Rui Xiang (All head. Reason? Because they can be realli siaoz esp when they combine together, the incredible bonding of the three guys can make ppl have the urge of Whacking them)

Ministry of Sports and Chasers
Miss Lannita only (coz she realli like to chase ppl around the GV rm wahaha)

Ministry of Gossiper
Miss Sally Ng (Head)
Miss Lannita (Vice-head)
Miss Rachel (Spy)
Miss Tan Yu En (Secretary)
Mr Tan Julian (Member)
Mr Sze Jian Liang (Extra)

Ministry of Education
Mr Alfred Tan(Head) (Years of experience.
He is like our God, enlighten us to go to the right path)
Mr Lai Kum Fai (Vice-Head) ( He indeed look like a lecturer)

Permanent Resident of GV
Miss Tan Yu En
Mr Sze Jian Liang Sylvan

Ok la that all, my finger damn tired liaoz lol. Anywayz this is only a joke ar dun take it seriously WAHAHA!!